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Malàd fãntsï böw

有一个儂,真合意食川菜,尤其爱食迄啰“麻辣粉丝煲”。有一擺,伊去菜馆,讲卟點即个菜。伙计(hóe-kì)共伊讲,即个菜賣了也。“敢精實賣了也?” 伊感覺誠失望。“先生,精實賣了也。汝看,最後一份着是隔壁迄个先生点去啲。”有影to̍h着!隔壁确實有一个穿kah真襒扎(pih-chah)啲紳士,伫遐咧坐。紳士看勢是食卟饱也,不而过,迄份“麻辣粉丝煲”竟然拢猶未振动啲款!即个儂感覺紳士無食真討債,chôaⁿ行倚去紳士啲邊頭,指着桌頂迄礓(kiang)“麻辣粉丝煲”,诚有禮貌共問講:“先生,這汝敢佫卟挃(ti̍h)?” 绅士诚有風度來咧摇頭,講伊“呣也”。聽儂講聲“呣”,即个儂赶紧坐落來,碗箸捎(sa)咧,着随來一出現代版啲“三戰呂布”,無唸乜仔(liam-mi -á)時間,拂kah碗礓反(péng)过面,食kah清氣tak-tak。當咧爽爾(niā),雄雄soah看着碗礓底猶佫一隻死鳥鼠仔囝teh浮咧浮咧。阿娘喂!可恶!即个儂感覺有够gê啲(恶心),chôaⁿ開始伫遐咧“鼠牛虎兔”,頭拄仔食啲拢總吐吐出來,佫照原吐kah規礓tīⁿ-tīⁿ。即个儂當咧嘔吐(áu-thò·)啲時陣,無疑悟(bô-gî-gō·)迄个紳士soah伫邊頭,真同情啲共伊安搭:“足gê啲呣?頭拄仔我嘛是安呢……”

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